| I actually like it when they talk about NASCAR on ESPN, because then I don't have to go to the bathroom during valuable commercial time |
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| it is a shame the words crazy, cooky, and wacky have such unappealing connotations. well, at least thats how i explain the failure of my recent business venture: the crazy cooky wacky pyramid scheme shop
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| coed sports are a lot like that kentucky derby where they had the horses hand off batons to gerbils
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| is it rude to shush someone when your favorite TV show is on? i dont think so, and thats why i always make sure i am within view of a TV when boring people approach me.
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| this is an actual letter I received..... dear caleb,
sorry about what happened last night. it was totally my fault. next time you offer me a beer i'll just say no. and no more gumbys on your credit card.
love,
drunk caleb
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